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Office Space - About
Woohooo! Office Space, perhaps the greatest movie ever made. Well, there's no perhaps about it. In our minds, it IS the greatest movie ever made! Anyway, way back in the early test1 days Wippuh and Landshark could be found terrorizing the beach as Lumbergh and Milton when they wanted to start quoting movie lines while waiting for the full game to come out. "Ummmm... yeah, I believe you have my documents!"

.After the full version of the game came out, Wipp and Landshark moved on to try and find a clan so that they could get the full experience from the game. So, they somehow managed to land on with The Professionals and wound up enjoying a very successful run through BoB, STA, TWL, and even managed to endure a season of CAL-I! During this time they ran into Abi-Normal, who had a tendancy to drink a lot of Corona Extra.

Eventually Pro stopped playing Wolf. Abi-Normal and Landshark still wanted to play in some sort of league. Since they really enjoyed the TWL 5 vs 5 league they set out to find the right guys to fulfill a new team. They easily tricked Wippuh on board with promises of $240 worth of puddin', and got KITH to join also. KITH instantly filled the roll of team punching bag with his word up's and yoyoyoyo's! To fill out their team, they grabbed Recon_Para, who when not putting people in their place on planetwolfenstein's forums, drinking Miller Lite, or raving about his beloved Buckeyes, can play a mean game of wolf! With these 5 they decided on the name Office Space.

Later on they decided that they were having so much fun that they wanted to join and support TWL's 7 vs 7 league. In order to do so they had to land some new people. After begging for a long long time, they finally convinced the dreaded Pandandy to join up! It was also in this time that they somehow managed to land Orbyte, who had played for HCC and pR^.

After that OS managed to pick up the true and true Macintosh 64MB of ram pubber HellFox. There's not much to be said for HellFox, you've really gotta talk to him to understand what's wrong, heh. Also during this time Skynix hopped on board. Somehow we grabbed him to give us a certified youngin' on our team. We all knew Skeenx from his mad medicing Pro days and having him land on our team was a welcomed surprise.

The next to join the Initech Retirement Home was Doppy. We knew Doppy from Pro, as he played with us for a short time there. He also played a lot with Orbyte and Jammy in pR^ so it was a natural fit! No, we didn't know about his spam habits until after he got in.

Later on down the road, we decided to just let LTP in. We have no idea what LTP stands for, but he played forever on a 56k modem just to make fun of Scynx. We liked that type of commitment and accidently gave him all the passwords to stuff. Now we don't think we can get rid of him. Not long afterwards we decided that this guy who kept ringing for us would make a good addition. Turns out it was Roguer of MtDw fame! Roguer is pals with Jammy, Dop, and Orb so we're positive he's a goofball who would rather write spammy messages than play wolf. Just our type of guy!

This lineup of guys lasted over 9 months without any changes! Needless to say by that time we were all getting weary of the looks that Landshark was throwing our way, so we decided that we needed another coworker. We looked far and wide, but couldn't ever find that just right person to fill the void. Almost losing hope, we got a hint from your pal and ours, HandofDeath, about a guy named Dante. It paid off as Dante instantly filled the void we had. The evil goat beard was part of Initech!

So there you have it. That was basically the beginning of Office Space. Little did we know that it was just that, the beginning. The c[_] lasted a long time in Wolfenstein and even had some help from the guys in GFU in order to play out the last two or three seasons. Eventually 0ne, KillerMik3 and Trey (now known as Aiimage) sort of just melted into the team. Also, somewhere in that time we picked up a Cracka ass Cracka named Cracker. This was purely a hate filled pick up fueled by Wippuh as Cracker is an LSU fan and Wippuh is an Auburn fan. Since Alabama had faded from anything resembling a good foosball team and Landshark could not mock him anymore, Cracker had to fill in.

After playing RtCW for multiple seasons, it was clear that the drive for the game wasn't there anymore. Hellfox had gone on to play lots of Unreal Tournament 2004 and had picked up what can only be described as guys Hellfox would pick up. HandsomeRobb, Eclipse, Jackle and MasterComputer are a strange bunch but they fit right in with Hellfox as they lead their motley little OS band through all the whacky games that only they can play.

Looking for a new direction, Mike and Trey suggested that everyone pick up Counter-Strike: Source! After much deliberations, it was decided that we'd give it a try and eventually the move was made from RtCW to CS:S. The mp40 has been traded in for AK's and the nades tossed aside for flashes. However, don't fret. We still get to plant dynamite and teamkill each other, so everything feels just right.